7 Fun Ways To Celebrate Earth Day

By Presidential decree, Earth Day is upon us! Here are some great ways to make the most of it.

 

#1 Breath Organic Oxygen

Start your day right by getting a sweet, sweet oxygen high. But don’t settle for ordinary canned oxygen: splurge on the good stuff!

#2 Kill An Invasive Species

Cane toads, Florida pythons, those ugly little bugs that dig through trees, the world is your orgy of violence this day! Native species will thank you.

#3 Call Mother Earth

It’s not that we don’t want to call her, but it’s hard to find the right time when you’re both available. Today is her special day, and you know it won’t be complete unless she hears from you!

#4 Watch That One Scene From The Lion King

“When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass” so good!

#5 Plant A Tree On The White House Lawn

They may be busy doing other things, but rest assured President Obama and the hard-working men and women of the Secret Service are giving you a thumbs up!

#6 Kill More Invasive Species

C’mon, go for it!

#7 Leave Little Encouraging Notes On Shrubs

Everyone thinks of trees on Earth Day, but the little guys need some love too! A small paper note that says something like “great job” or “thinking of you” really goes a long way. The more the better!